{"id":58,"date":"2016-04-21T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henkel.sierraweb.net\/?p=58"},"modified":"2024-01-04T15:55:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-04T21:55:26","slug":"midnight-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thovanyenson.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Midnight Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tui h\u1ed5ng bi\u1ebft, h\u1ed5ng nghe, h\u1ed5ng kinh nghi\u1ec7m g\u00ec v\u1edbi midlife crisis, nh\u01b0ng tui bi\u1ebft ch\u1eafc tui c\u00f3 midnight crisis… last night, th\u1ea3m b\u1ea1i l\u00fam!\u0110\u00eam qua gi\u00f3 m\u01b0a ph\u0169 ph\u00e0ng, c\u00e1 th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1 Houston nh\u01b0 ch\u00ecm trong bi\u1ec3n n\u01b0\u1edbc! Tui ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ee3i t\u1edbi 10PM m\u1edbi r\u1eddi s\u1edf cho ch\u1eafc \u0103n. Tr\u1eddi v\u1eabn m\u01b0a kh\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng ch\u1ea1y nh\u01b0ng g\u1ea7n 50 d\u1eb7m \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0… \u00f4i \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng tr\u01b0\u1eddng xa, con ch\u00f3 n\u00f3 na con m\u00e8o! Tui ch\u1ea1y c\u0169ng m\u1ecbt m\u00f9 trong m\u01b0a!
\nT\u1edbi g\u1ea7m c\u1ea7u Beltway 8 v\u00e0 xa l\u1ed9 59 th\u00ec ph\u1ea7n kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 \u0111\u00e8n \u0111\u1ee7 s\u00e1ng, ph\u1ea7n m\u01b0a nh\u01b0 th\u00e1c \u0111\u1ed5 n\u00ean \u0111\u00e8n pha c\u1ee7a xe v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y r\u00f5. Th\u1ebf n\u00ean xe c\u1ee9 v\u00f4 t\u01b0 ph\u00f3ng th\u1eb3ng v\u00e0o d\u00f2ng s\u00f4ng flash flood!!! Xe b\u1ecb ng\u1eadp h\u01a1n n\u1eeda, v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng m\u1edf c\u1eeda ph\u00f3ng ra ngo\u00e0i th\u00ec \u00f4i th\u00f4i ai tai, ng\u1eadp n\u1eeda gh\u1ebf ng\u1ed3i! N\u01b0\u1edbc cu\u1ed1n chi\u1ebfc xe t\u00e0ng t\u00e0ng tr\u00f4i xa! Th\u1eb1ng tui ngoi ng\u00f3p d\u01b0\u1edbi n\u01b0\u1edbc nh\u01b0 con chu\u1ed9t, h\u00ec h\u1ee5c \u0111\u1ea9y con thuy\u1ec1n xe v\u00e0o b\u1edd; n\u1ebfu kh\u00f4ng, ch\u1eafc n\u01b0\u1edbc cu\u1ed1n s\u1ebd \u0111\u1ee5ng v\u00e0o ch\u00e2n c\u1ea7u! M\u01b0a v\u00e0 l\u1ea1nh m\u00e0 \u0111\u1ed5 m\u1ed3 h\u00f4i m\u1edbi thi\u00ean t\u00e0i ch\u1ee9!<\/p>\n

Kh\u00f4ng g\u1ecdi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t, xe c\u00e2u… n\u00ean loay hoay d\u01b0\u1edbi m\u01b0a v\u1edbi c\u00e1i cell v\u00f4 d\u1ee5ng! G\u1ecdi v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 th\u00ec b\u00e0 qu\u1eadn t\u01b0\u1edfng l\u00e0 ch\u1ea1y ra ti\u1ebfp c\u1ee9u ch\u1ed3ng \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y c\u1ea3nh “anh ph\u1ea3i s\u1ed1ng” hay sao \u0111\u00f3 nh\u01b0ng c\u0169ng may l\u00e0 n\u00e0ng \u0111\u00e3 kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 t\u1edbi v\u00ec s\u00e9m ch\u00fat th\u00ec xe n\u00e0ng c\u0169ng bang v\u00f4 n\u01b0\u1edbc herself tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng t\u1edbi. \u0110\u00e0nh ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 cell qua cell l\u1ea1i la tr\u1eddi \u1edf g\u1ea7n nh\u00e0! Th\u1eb1ng tui loay hoay m\u00e3i m\u1edbi \u0111\u1ea9y \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c chi\u1ebfc xe l\u00ean ch\u1ed7 cao r\u1ed3i m\u00f2 m\u1eabm t\u00e1t n\u01b0\u1edbc trong xe ra… \u0111\u1ec3 b\u1eaft c\u00e1! M\u01b0a v\u1eabn r\u01a1i n\u1eb7ng h\u1ea1t v\u00e0 b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u th\u1ea5m l\u1ea1nh.
\nTui quy\u1ebft \u0111\u1ecbnh l\u00ean xa l\u1ed9 t\u00ecm c\u00e1ch hitchhike v\u1ec1 h\u01b0\u1edbng nh\u00e0, c\u00e1ch \u0111\u00f3 kho\u1ea3ng h\u01a1n 20 d\u1eb7m \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng. V\u1eeba \u0111i b\u1ed9 v\u1eeba \u0111\u01b0a ng\u00f3n tay \u0111\u00fang \u0111i\u1ec7u con nh\u00e0 homeless, nh\u01b0ng ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 n\u01b0\u1edbc tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng b\u1eafn tung t\u00f3e v\u00e0o ng\u01b0\u1eddi m\u1ed7i l\u1ea7n xe ch\u1ea1y qua. Nh\u00ecn l\u1ea1i b\u1ed9 d\u1ea1ng m\u00ecnh \u0111\u00e2u c\u00f3 th\u1ea5y gi\u1ed1ng Osama g\u00ec cho cam m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 con ma n\u00e0o ch\u1ecbu m\u1edf l\u00f2ng t\u1eeb bi b\u1ea5t ng\u1edd cho \u0111i k\u00e9 ?! M\u00e3i m\u1ed9t qu\u1ea3ng kh\u00e1 xa d\u01b0\u1edbi m\u01b0a d\u1ea7m th\u00ec c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t xe ng\u1eebng l\u1ea1i, m\u1eebng b\u1edf h\u01a1i tai ch\u1ea1y t\u1edbi, g\u1eb7p ch\u00fa M\u1ef9 \u0111en, trong \u0111\u1ea7u c\u00f3 ch\u00fat c\u1ea3m kh\u00e1i, “M\u1ef9 \u0111en m\u00ed th\u01b0\u01a1ng th\u00e2n ph\u1eadn d\u00e2n thi\u1ec3u s\u1ed1!” Ch\u01b0a k\u1ecbp m\u1edf c\u1eeda v\u00f4 th\u00ec th\u1eb1ng \u00f4ng n\u1ee5i bi\u1ec3u \u0111\u01b0a cho n\u00f3 $10 \u0111\u1ec3 n\u00f3 cho \u0111i m\u1ed9t kh\u00fac!H\u01a1i b\u1ea5t ng\u1edd nh\u01b0ng c\u0169ng h\u1ecfi n\u00f3 l\u1ea5y check \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c kh\u00f4ng v\u00ec kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ee7 cash trong t\u00fai! N\u00f3 tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi Cash only! Gi\u1eddi \u1ea1! Con ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 $3, bi\u1ec3u n\u00f3 ch\u1ea1y t\u1edbi tr\u1ea1m x\u0103ng n\u00e0o \u0111\u00f3 s\u1ebd \u0111\u1ed5i ti\u1ec1n m\u1eb7t! Th\u1eb1ng \u00f4ng n\u1ee5i kh\u00f4ng ch\u1ecbu! V\u1eady m\u00e0 n\u00f3 n\u1ee1 l\u00f2ng cho m\u00ecnh \u0111i b\u1ed9 d\u01b0\u1edbi m\u01b0a \u0111\u1ec3 l\u00e0m th\u01a1 ti\u1ebfp!<\/p>\n

\"\"L\u1ea1i ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c l\u00e0m th\u01a1! Ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c v\u1eeba \u0111i v\u1eeba gi\u01a1 tay c\u00e0ng l\u00fac c\u00e0ng nhuy\u1ec5n nh\u1eeb! M\u00e3i l\u00e2u m\u1edbi l\u1ea1i \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t xe d\u1eebng l\u1ea1i, c\u00f4 n\u01b0\u01a1ng M\u1ef9 tr\u1eafng \u0111i v\u1edbi anh k\u00e9p v\u00e0 m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ea1n v\u00e0 m\u1ed9t carseat! H\u1ecd n\u00f3i h\u1ecd happy to give you a ride!<\/em> M\u1eebng qu\u00ean gi\u00e0 lu\u00f4n! Nh\u01b0ng ch\u1ec9 \u0111i \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t kh\u00fac v\u00ec h\u1ecd \u0111i v\u1ec1 m\u1ed9t h\u01b0\u1edbng kh\u00e1c, \u00edt nh\u1ea5t c\u0169ng t\u1edbi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ch\u1ed7 tr\u00fa m\u01b0a cho \u0111\u1ee1 l\u1ea1nh! <\/p>\n

M\u01b0a nh\u1eb9 h\u1ea1t v\u00e0 b\u00e0 qu\u1eadn v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng hy v\u1ecdng g\u00ec t\u1edbi n\u01a1i, nghe qua \u0111i\u1ec7n tho\u1ea1i c\u00f3 ti\u1ebfng m\u1ebfu m\u00e1o! Tui ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c \u0111i b\u1ed9 v\u1ec1 h\u01b0\u1edbng nh\u00e0 v\u00e0 chia \u0111\u1ec1u nhi\u1ec7m v\u1ee5 cho hai tay cho \u0111\u1ee1 m\u1ecfi! M\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ed7i n\u1eefa th\u00ec \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t ch\u00e0ng M\u1ef9 tr\u1eafng trung ni\u00ean cho l\u00ean xe. Ch\u00e0ng cho bi\u1ebft l\u00e0 manager cho ti\u1ec7m Luther BBQ g\u1ea7n \u0111\u00e2y, m\u1edbi c\u00e0o n\u01b0\u1edbc trong ti\u1ec7m xong \u0111i v\u1ec1! Ed n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n r\u1ea5t hi\u1ec1n l\u00e0nh v\u00e0 t\u00ecnh nguy\u1ec7n \u0111\u01b0a Ti\u00ean B\u00e1c v\u1ec1 \u0111\u1ebfn nh\u00e0 n\u1ebfu c\u00f3 th\u1ec3.<\/p>\n

WOW! N\u00f3 v\u1ec1 \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng kh\u00e1c, nh\u00e0 m\u00ecnh \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng kh\u00e1c m\u00e0 t\u00ecnh nguy\u1ec7n nh\u01b0 v\u1eady l\u00e0m tui c\u1ea3m \u0111\u1ed9ng qu\u00e1! \u0110\u1ec3 th\u1ea5y tr\u00ean \u0111\u1eddi n\u00e0y, trong c\u00e1i x\u00e3 h\u1ed9i kim ti\u1ec1n v\u00e0 th\u00f9 ngh\u1ecbch n\u00e0y c\u0169ng c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft bao t\u1ea5m l\u00f2ng nh\u00e2n \u00e1i! Tui n\u00f3i v\u1edbi Ed l\u00e0 b\u00e0 qu\u1eadn \u0111ang k\u1eb9t ph\u00eda b\u00ean kia h\u1ed3 n\u01b0\u1edbc khi ch\u00fang t\u00f4i \u0111\u1ed1i di\u1ec7n! Tui c\u00e1m \u01a1n r\u1ed1i r\u00edt xong b\u00ec b\u00f5m l\u1ed9i qua b\u00ean kia h\u1ed3 l\u00ean xe v\u1ec1 v\u1edbi n\u00e0ng! B\u1ea5y gi\u1edd l\u00e0 1g30 s\u00e1ng. \u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c v\u1ee3 l\u1ea5n qu\u1ea5n mang \u0111\u1ed3 \u1ea5m, h\u00e2m canh n\u00f3ng v\u00e0 x\u1ee9c d\u1ea7u c\u00f9 l\u00e0… h\u00e0 h\u00e0! H\u1ed5ng c\u00f3 c\u00f9 l\u00e0! Ti\u00ean B\u00e1c u\u1ed1ng m\u1ea5y ounce r\u01b0\u1ee3u t\u1ecfi \u0111\u1ec3 cho \u1ea5m v\u00e0 ph\u00f2ng b\u1ec7nh. Xong c\u1ea5p t\u1ed1c nh\u1ea3y l\u00ean gi\u01b0\u1eddng nh\u01b0 chuy\u1ec7n t\u00ecnh kh\u00f4ng suy t\u01b0, kh\u00f4ng m\u1ed9ng m\u1ecb cho t\u1edbi khi c\u00e1i \u0111\u1ed3ng h\u1ed3 \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c la r\u00e9o um tr\u1eddi! M\u1ed9t ng\u00e0y \u0111\u1ea7y tri\u1ec3n v\u1ecdng kh\u00f4ng kh\u00e1 tr\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eaft!!!<\/p>\n

D\u00f9 n\u00f3i v\u1eady, ch\u1ee9 su\u1ed1t \u0111\u00eam trong l\u00f2ng n\u01a1m n\u1edbp lo s\u1ee3 xe b\u1ecb c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t k\u00e9o \u0111i th\u00ec m\u1ea5t c\u00f4ng t\u00ecm ki\u1ebfm v\u00e0 tr\u1ea3 th\u00eam v\u00e0i b\u1edbp n\u1eefa nh\u01b0 kh\u00f4ng! B\u1ea1n d\u00e2n t\u00f4i th\u1eddi n\u00e0o c\u0169ng v\u1eady! Gi\u00fap th\u00ec \u00edt th\u1ea5y ch\u1ee9 ph\u1ea1t th\u00ec nhanh nh\u1ea9u l\u1eafm, c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t l\u00e0 b\u1ea1n d\u00e2n m\u1edd!<\/p>\n

\"\"style=\"margin-left:S\u00e1ng s\u1edbm th\u1ee9c d\u1eady \u0111\u01b0a b\u00e0 qu\u1eadn \u0111i ra xe bus \u0111\u1ec3 m\u01b0\u1ee3n xe lo h\u1eadu s\u1ef1! Ch\u1ea1y ra ch\u1ed7 \u0111\u1ec3 xe th\u00ec h\u1eafn v\u1eabn n\u1eb1m \u0111\u1ea5y c\u00f3 th\u00eam v\u00e0i \u0111\u1ee9a b\u1ea1n chung s\u1ed1 ph\u1eadn l\u01b0u vong \u0111\u00eam qua! T\u00f4i g\u1ecdi c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c, xe k\u00e9o kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c! Th\u1ea5y xe c\u1ed9 \u00ea c\u00e0ng d\u1ecdc \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng r\u1ea5t nhi\u1ec1u n\u00ean \u0111\u00e1nh li\u1ec1u ch\u1ea1y v\u00f4 s\u1edf sau khi ghi v\u1ed9i s\u1ed1 \u0111i\u1ec7n tho\u1ea1i v\u00e0 \u0111\u1ecba ch\u1ec9 \u0111\u1ec3 tr\u00ean dashboard, \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u1ee1 b\u1ecb k\u00e9o \u0111i th\u00ec h\u1ecd bi\u1ebft ch\u1ee7 nh\u00e2n \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u m\u00e0 g\u1ecdi t\u1edbi tr\u1ea3 ti\u1ec1n \u0111em xe v\u1ec1. C\u1ea3 ng\u00e0y v\u1eeba l\u00e0m v\u1eeba n\u01a1m n\u1edbp lo ngh\u0129 \u0111\u1ebfn s\u1ed1 ph\u1eadn chi\u1ebfc xe! <\/p>\n

Chi\u1ec1u v\u1ec1… m\u1eebng \u01a1i! Chi\u1ebfc xe v\u1eabn ng\u1ee7 y\u00ean tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng c\u00f9ng b\u00e8 b\u1ea1n. Ph\u1ea3i m\u1ea5t h\u01a1n v\u00e0i ti\u1ebfng \u0111\u1ed3ng h\u1ed3 n\u1eefa m\u1edbi k\u00e9o \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c chi\u1ebfc xe v\u1ec1 shop s\u1eeda! Bu\u1ed3n th\u00ec bu\u1ed3n chung s\u1ed1 ph\u1eadn nhi\u1ec1u ng\u01b0\u1eddi, nh\u01b0ng c\u00f3 n\u1ed7i ni\u1ec1m ri\u00eang kh\u00f3 n\u00f3i \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 chi\u1ebfc xe kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 b\u1ea3o hi\u1ec3m full coverage v\u00ec \u1ef7 y “n\u00f3 c\u00f2n m\u1edbi” (2001) \u0111\u00e3 tr\u1ea3 n\u1ee3 h\u1ebft r\u1ed3i!<\/p>\n

Bu\u1ed3n n\u00e0o h\u01a1n bu\u1ed3n n\u00e0y! Crisis n\u1eeda \u0111\u1eddi ch\u01b0a n\u1ebfm m\u00f9i nh\u01b0ng crisis n\u1eeda khuya th\u00ec… \u00f4i th\u00f4i, ai tai! Bu\u1ed3n \u01a1i xin ch\u00e0o mi! Vi\u1ebft v\u00e0i h\u00e0ng chia s\u1ebb cho \u0111\u1eddi l\u00ean h\u01b0\u01a1ng! Ai b\u1ea3o vui v\u1ebb c\u00f3 nhau, ho\u1ea1n n\u1ea1n chia nhau l\u00e0m chi?<\/p>\n

29.10.2012<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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